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   <div class="arxiv">arXiv:2607.0404v3&nbsp;&nbsp;[cs.DOG]&nbsp;&nbsp;<span id="arxiv-date">5 Jul 2026</span></div>
 
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-    <div class="author"><span class="pronoun" data-she="Elizabeth" data-he="Alexander">Elizabeth</span> Hunt (<span class="pronoun" data-she="she/her" data-he="he/him">she/her</span>)</div>
+    <div class="author"><span class="pronoun" data-she="Elizabeth" data-he="Alexander">Elizabeth</span> Hunt (<span class="pronoun" data-she="she/her" data-he="he/him">she/her</span>) (2003)</div>
     <div class="affil">Penguin Department, Seattle</div>
     <div><a class="tt" href="mailto:me@liz.coffee">me@liz.coffee</a></div>
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     <div class="head">Abstract</div>
-    <p>We introduce the author and establish some of <span class="pronoun" data-she="her" data-he="his">her</span> fundamental properties. We then leave the bread dough to proof itself.</p>
-    <div class="center"><img src="assets/bread.jpeg" width="400"><br><em>Fig. 1 - Proven bread.</em></div>
+    <p>We introduce the author and establish some of <span class="pronoun" data-she="her" data-he="his">her</span> fundamental properties. We then leave the bread dough to "proof" itself.</p>
+    <div class="center"><img src="assets/bread.jpeg" width="400"><br><em>Fig. 1 - QED?</em></div>
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   <h2>1. Introduction</h2>
   <p>
-    The author is a programmer at a Big Ol' Tech™ company in Seattle. <span class="pronoun" data-she="She" data-he="He">She</span> was previously at USU studying CS and Math, thankfully escaping from BYU-I at 16.
+  The author is a programmer at a Big Ol' Tech™ company in Seattle (unfortunately probably the one you're thinking of). <span class="pronoun" data-she="She" data-he="He">She</span> was previously at USU studying CS and Math, after (thankfully) escaping from doing the same at <a target="_blank" href="https://www.byui.edu/">BYU-I</a>.
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-  <p class="indent"><span class="pronoun" data-she="She" data-he="He">She</span> enjoys recreational programming and studying outside of work; some of <span class="pronoun" data-she="her" data-he="his">her</span> interests are in functional programming, compilers/PLs, game programming, overengineering <span class="pronoun" data-she="her" data-he="his">her</span> homelab, and low level fun. <span class="pronoun" data-she="She" data-he="He">She</span> hacks on some LISP, drives Emacs, and is generally fond of free software (from 2021 to 2023 <span class="pronoun" data-she="she" data-he="he">she</span> was the president of the <a href="https://linux.usu.edu">Free Software and Linux Club</a>).</p>
+  <p class="indent"><span class="pronoun" data-she="She" data-he="He">She</span> enjoys recreational programming and studying outside of work; some of <span class="pronoun" data-she="her" data-he="his">her</span> interests are in functional programming, compilers/PLs, game programming, overengineering <span class="pronoun" data-she="her" data-he="his">her</span> homelab, and mallocing. <span class="pronoun" data-she="She" data-he="He">She</span> hacks on some LISP, drives Emacs, and is generally fond of Free software (from 2021 to 2023 <span class="pronoun" data-she="she" data-he="he">she</span> was the president of the <a href="https://linux.usu.edu">Free Software and Linux Club</a>).</p>
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-    When not computing, <span class="pronoun" data-she="she" data-he="he">she</span> runs, bikes, watches anime, rides trains, bakes bread, daydreams about going back to school. On rare occassions when nostalgic, <span class="pronoun" data-she="she" data-he="he">she</span> is heard practicing violin. <span class="pronoun" data-she="She" data-he="He">She</span> is overly fascinated by penguins and visits them when possible.
+    When not doing computer stuff, <span class="pronoun" data-she="she" data-he="he">she</span> runs, bikes, watches anime, rides trains, reads, bakes bread, or daydreams about going back to school. On rare occassions when nostalgic, <span class="pronoun" data-she="she" data-he="he">she</span> might be heard practicing violin. Penguins are absolutely fascinating to <span class="pronoun" data-she="her" data-he="him">her</span>, and <span class="pronoun" data-she="she" data-he="he">she</span> collects books on said species as well as plenty of stuffed animals, and visits them when possible. Maybe <span class="pronoun" data-she="she" data-he="he">she</span> will one day (soon?) reincarnate to be one.
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-    The author is also the advisor to PhD (PHuckin-cuteass Dog) candidate Gus, whose current work involves proving something about squirrels.
+    The author is also the advisor to PhD (PHuckin-cuteass Dog) candidate Gus, whose current work involves proving something about the dastardliness of squirrels.
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     <div class="center"><img src="assets/gus.jpeg" height="400"><br><em>Fig. 2 - PhD Candidate.</em></div>
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