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<div class="arxiv">arXiv:2607.0404v3 [cs.DOG] <span id="arxiv-date">5 Jul 2026</span></div>
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<div class="author"><span class="pronoun" data-she="Elizabeth" data-he="Alexander">Elizabeth</span> Hunt (<span class="pronoun" data-she="she/her" data-he="he/him">she/her</span>) (2003)</div>
<div class="affil">Penguin Department, Seattle</div>
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<div class="date" id="today">July 4, 2026</div>
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<p>We introduce the author and establish some of <span class="pronoun" data-she="her" data-he="his">her</span> fundamental properties. We then leave the bread dough to "proof" itself.</p>
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The author is a programmer at a Big Ol' Tech™ company in Seattle (unfortunately probably the one you're thinking of). <span class="pronoun" data-she="She" data-he="He">She</span> was previously at USU studying CS and Math, after (thankfully) escaping from doing the same at <a target="_blank" href="https://www.byui.edu/">BYU-I</a>.
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<p class="indent"><span class="pronoun" data-she="She" data-he="He">She</span> enjoys recreational programming and studying outside of work; some of <span class="pronoun" data-she="her" data-he="his">her</span> interests are in functional programming, compilers/PLs, game programming, overengineering <span class="pronoun" data-she="her" data-he="his">her</span> homelab, and mallocing. <span class="pronoun" data-she="She" data-he="He">She</span> hacks on some LISP, drives Emacs, and is generally fond of Free software (from 2021 to 2023 <span class="pronoun" data-she="she" data-he="he">she</span> was the president of the <a href="https://linux.usu.edu">Free Software and Linux Club</a>).</p>
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When not doing computer stuff, <span class="pronoun" data-she="she" data-he="he">she</span> runs, bikes, watches anime, rides trains, reads, bakes bread, or daydreams about going back to school. On rare occassions when nostalgic, <span class="pronoun" data-she="she" data-he="he">she</span> might be heard practicing violin. Penguins are absolutely fascinating to <span class="pronoun" data-she="her" data-he="him">her</span>, and <span class="pronoun" data-she="she" data-he="he">she</span> collects books on said species as well as plenty of stuffed animals, and visits them when possible. Maybe <span class="pronoun" data-she="she" data-he="he">she</span> will one day (soon?) reincarnate to be one.
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The author is also the advisor to PhD (PHuckin-cuteass Dog) candidate Gus, whose current work involves proving something about the dastardliness of squirrels.
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<div class="center"><img src="assets/gus.jpeg" height="400"><br><em>Fig. 2 - PhD Candidate.</em></div>
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