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@@ -3,11 +3,38 @@ #+HTML_HEAD: <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/css/style.css" /> #+HTML_HEAD_EXTRA: <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1"> -#+OPTIONS: inlineimages +#+OPTIONS: inlineimages toc:nil #+STARTUP: fold + [[./img/logo.svg]] +#+BEGIN_EXPORT html +<?php + $motds = [ + "hello, world!", + "emacs > vim", + "functional programming on top", + "\"a baller, a shot caller, an arch linux installer\"", + "one distro to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them", + "proprietary software leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering", + "i'll tell you once, and i'll tell you again. there's always a prime between n and 2n.", + "1. e4 e5 2. ke2", + ">++++++[<+++++++++>-]<.+++.-----.--.--.", + "it's certainly the year of the linux desktop", + "dwm is a sweet window manager", + "e^(iπ)+1 is cool!", + "lambda calculus isn't calculus!", + "also try minecraft!", + "the days are just packed", + "when will we have no-instruction-set-computing?", + "i'm r u r' u' and i know it" + ]; + echo "<h3 style='text-align:center'><em>" . $motds[array_rand($motds)] . "</em></h3>"; +?> +#+END_EXPORT + + * huh? yes, i stole [[http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com][that other guy's css]]. @@ -20,7 +47,7 @@ sometimes, i make cool stuff that i'm proud of. like [[https://chessh.linux.usu. you didn't hear it here, but "swag" is one in active development. only cool people know what it is, so keep it under wraps 🤫. -** regulars be saddened, for we are now static +** regulars be saddened, for we are now (somewhat) static i used to have a kinda cool site i built a few years back, to explore [[https://www.phoenixframework.org/][phoenix]]. but i never ended up using the features i spent so long making - a time card clock, contact form w/ captcha, dynamic blog |