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} + .org-info-js_info-navigation { border-style: none; } + #org-info-js_console-label + { font-size: 10px; font-weight: bold; white-space: nowrap; } + .org-info-js_search-highlight + { background-color: #ffff00; color: #000000; font-weight: bold; } + .org-svg { } +</style> +<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/css/style.css" /> +<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1"> +</head> +<body> +<div id="content" class="content"> +<h1 class="title">simponic</h1> +<div id="table-of-contents" role="doc-toc"> +<h2>Table of Contents</h2> +<div id="text-table-of-contents" role="doc-toc"> +<ul> +<li><a href="#orgffadaee">1. huh?</a> +<ul> +<li><a href="#org2a53e9c">1.1. regulars be saddened, for we are now (somewhat) static</a></li> +</ul> +</li> +<li><a href="#orgb00784d">2. links, contact</a></li> +<li><a href="#org3f01357">3. salaries</a></li> +<li><a href="#org67a8603">4. things i like…</a></li> +<li><a href="#orgd50e850">5. things i'm not so much a fan of…</a></li> +</ul> +</div> +</div> + +<div id="org7605d03" class="figure"> +<p><img src="./img/logo.svg" alt="logo.svg" class="org-svg" /> +</p> +</div> + +<?php + $motds = [ + "hello, world!", + "emacs > vim", + "functional programming on top", + "\"a baller, a shot caller, an arch linux installer\"", + "one distro to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them", + "proprietary software leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering", + "i'll tell you once, and i'll tell you again. there's always a prime between n and 2n.", + "1. e4 e5 2. ke2", + ">++++++[<+++++++++>-]<.+++.-----.--.--.", + "it's certainly the year of the linux desktop", + "dwm is a sweet window manager", + "e^(iπ)+1 is cool!", + "lambda calculus isn't calculus!", + "also try minecraft!", + "the days are just packed", + "when will we have no-instruction-set-computing?", + "i'm r u r' u' and i know it" + ]; + echo "<h3 style='text-align:center'><em>" . $motds[array_rand($motds)] . "</em></h3>"; +?> + + +<div id="outline-container-orgffadaee" class="outline-2"> +<h2 id="orgffadaee"><span class="section-number-2">1.</span> huh?</h2> +<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-1"> +<p> +yes, i stole <a href="http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com">that other guy's css</a>. +</p> + +<p> +my name is elizabeth, or lizzy / liz if you're cool. i'm 19, president +of the <a href="https://linux.usu.edu">USU FSLC</a>, senior in computer science, blah blah blah… +also a filthy liberal :) +</p> + +<p> +sometimes, i make cool stuff that i'm proud of. like <a href="https://chessh.linux.usu.edu">cheSSH</a>! +</p> + +<p> +you didn't hear it here, but "swag" is one in active development. only +cool people know what it is, so keep it under wraps 🤫. +</p> +</div> + +<div id="outline-container-org2a53e9c" class="outline-3"> +<h3 id="org2a53e9c"><span class="section-number-3">1.1.</span> regulars be saddened, for we are now (somewhat) static</h3> +<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-1-1"> +<p> +i used to have a kinda cool site i built a few years back, to explore <a href="https://www.phoenixframework.org/">phoenix</a>. +but i never ended up using the features i spent so +long making - a time card clock, contact form w/ captcha, dynamic blog +system with comments and roles, etc. it was one of my first full-stack +apps i did for fun, at the time; so pulling the plug was a little bittersweet. +</p> + +<p> +all you'll get here now, mostly, is black text and some of my takes. +whether they're good or bad is up to you, dear reader. +</p> +</div> +</div> +</div> + +<div id="outline-container-orgb00784d" class="outline-2"> +<h2 id="orgb00784d"><span class="section-number-2">2.</span> links, contact</h2> +<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-2"> +<ul class="org-ul"> +<li><a href="https://github.com/Simponic">my github</a></li> +<li><a href="https://github.com/usufslc">usufslc github</a></li> +<li><a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/elizabeth-hunt-031932229/">linkedin</a></li> +<li><a href="mailto:elizabeth.hunt@simponic.xyz">elizabeth.hunt@simponic.xyz</a></li> +</ul> +</div> +</div> + +<div id="outline-container-org3f01357" class="outline-2"> +<h2 id="org3f01357"><span class="section-number-2">3.</span> salaries</h2> +<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-3"> +<p> +i believe people would do good to openly share the money they make, to at +least "help" combat corporate greed. +</p> + +<table border="2" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="6" rules="groups" frame="hsides"> + + +<colgroup> +<col class="org-left" /> + +<col class="org-left" /> + +<col class="org-left" /> + +<col class="org-left" /> + +<col class="org-left" /> + +<col class="org-left" /> +</colgroup> +<thead> +<tr> +<th scope="col" class="org-left">age</th> +<th scope="col" class="org-left">position</th> +<th scope="col" class="org-left">start</th> +<th scope="col" class="org-left">end</th> +<th scope="col" class="org-left">monies</th> +<th scope="col" class="org-left">would work again?</th> +</tr> +</thead> +<tbody> +<tr> +<td class="org-left">19 - 19</td> +<td class="org-left">sde intern @ amazon pinpoint</td> +<td class="org-left">may 2023</td> +<td class="org-left">jul 2023</td> +<td class="org-left">$9180/month + ~$7k housing stipend for 12 weeks</td> +<td class="org-left">can't really say yet.</td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="org-left">19 - 19</td> +<td class="org-left">student networking sde</td> +<td class="org-left">sep 2022</td> +<td class="org-left">may 2023 (coming back after summer '23)</td> +<td class="org-left">$18 / hour</td> +<td class="org-left">yes. money is not great and i am underpaid, but the job is incredibly self motivating and chill. i work on cool stuff with cool people :)</td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="org-left">18 - 18</td> +<td class="org-left">sde intern @ amazon pinpoint</td> +<td class="org-left">may 2022</td> +<td class="org-left">aug 2022</td> +<td class="org-left">$9180/month + ~$6k housing stipend for 12 weeks</td> +<td class="org-left">yes; i did</td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="org-left">17 - 18</td> +<td class="org-left">contractor developer @ maiden voyage</td> +<td class="org-left">apr 2021</td> +<td class="org-left">nov 2021</td> +<td class="org-left">$13 / hour</td> +<td class="org-left">eh, i was SEVERELY underpaid and thus bored, for the stuff i was doing in hindsight.</td> +</tr> +</tbody> +</table> +</div> +</div> + +<div id="outline-container-org67a8603" class="outline-2"> +<h2 id="org67a8603"><span class="section-number-2">4.</span> things i like…</h2> +<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-4"> +<ul class="org-ul"> +<li>elixir, lisp, c, (some aspects of) javascript. i don't really know how to feel about java, but i've used it the most out of anything.</li> +<li>math - algebra of abstract or linear variety, number theory, analysis, discrete. you name it. shove it in my brain already.</li> +<li>functional paradigms.</li> +<li>emacs.</li> +<li>linux.</li> +<li>chess.</li> +<li>minecraft.</li> +<li>democratic nations that practice social ideals to better the lives of its citizens rather than capital owners.</li> +</ul> +</div> +</div> + +<div id="outline-container-orgd50e850" class="outline-2"> +<h2 id="orgd50e850"><span class="section-number-2">5.</span> things i'm not so much a fan of…</h2> +<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-5"> +<ul class="org-ul"> +<li>c++ - when it's being cringe. which is unfortunately a lot of the fucking time.</li> +<li>"microshaft wangblows" - the phattest of sumos.</li> +<li>over-abstracted oop.</li> +<li>snap.</li> +<li>religion. but, like, only if it's mixed in with nationalism/conservatism. i have no qualms with religion or. +religious people in general, i just have some beef with mormons; mainly due to growing up very lds, in a small, +lds community.</li> +<li>cryptocurrency. actually, money in general lmao. not the biggest fan of markets i must say. though, i'm not smart +enough to find a good alternative in our fucked up world hehe.</li> +</ul> +</div> +</div> +</div> +<div id="postamble" class="status"> +<p class="date">Created: 2023-05-09 Tue 21:48</p> +<p class="validation"><a href="https://validator.w3.org/check?uri=referer">Validate</a></p> +</div> +</body> +</html> |