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<h1 class="title">simponic</h1>
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<h2>Table of Contents</h2>
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<ul>
<li><a href="#orgffadaee">1. huh?</a>
<ul>
<li><a href="#org2a53e9c">1.1. regulars be saddened, for we are now (somewhat) static</a></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><a href="#orgb00784d">2. links, contact</a></li>
<li><a href="#org3f01357">3. salaries</a></li>
<li><a href="#org67a8603">4. things i like&#x2026;</a></li>
<li><a href="#orgd50e850">5. things i'm not so much a fan of&#x2026;</a></li>
</ul>
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<div id="outline-container-orgffadaee" class="outline-2">
<h2 id="orgffadaee"><span class="section-number-2">1.</span> huh?</h2>
<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-1">
<p>
yes, i stole <a href="http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com">that other guy's css</a>.
</p>

<p>
my name is elizabeth, or lizzy / liz if you're cool. i'm 19, president
of the <a href="https://linux.usu.edu">USU FSLC</a>, senior in computer science, blah blah blah&#x2026;
also a filthy liberal :)
</p>

<p>
sometimes, i make cool stuff that i'm proud of. like <a href="https://chessh.linux.usu.edu">cheSSH</a>!
</p>

<p>
you didn't hear it here, but "swag" is one in active development. only
cool people know what it is, so keep it under wraps 🤫.
</p>
</div>

<div id="outline-container-org2a53e9c" class="outline-3">
<h3 id="org2a53e9c"><span class="section-number-3">1.1.</span> regulars be saddened, for we are now (somewhat) static</h3>
<div class="outline-text-3" id="text-1-1">
<p>
i used to have a kinda cool site i built a few years back, to explore <a href="https://www.phoenixframework.org/">phoenix</a>.
but i never ended up using the features i spent so
long making - a time card clock, contact form w/ captcha, dynamic blog
system with comments and roles, etc. it was one of my first full-stack
apps i did for fun, at the time; so pulling the plug was a little bittersweet.
</p>

<p>
all you'll get here now, mostly, is black text and some of my takes.
whether they're good or bad is up to you, dear reader.
</p>
</div>
</div>
</div>

<div id="outline-container-orgb00784d" class="outline-2">
<h2 id="orgb00784d"><span class="section-number-2">2.</span> links, contact</h2>
<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-2">
<ul class="org-ul">
<li><a href="https://github.com/Simponic">my github</a></li>
<li><a href="https://github.com/usufslc">usufslc github</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/elizabeth-hunt-031932229/">linkedin</a></li>
<li><a href="mailto:elizabeth.hunt@simponic.xyz">elizabeth.hunt@simponic.xyz</a></li>
</ul>
</div>
</div>

<div id="outline-container-org3f01357" class="outline-2">
<h2 id="org3f01357"><span class="section-number-2">3.</span> salaries</h2>
<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-3">
<p>
i believe people would do good to openly share the money they make, to at
least "help" combat corporate greed.
</p>

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<th scope="col" class="org-left">age</th>
<th scope="col" class="org-left">position</th>
<th scope="col" class="org-left">start</th>
<th scope="col" class="org-left">end</th>
<th scope="col" class="org-left">monies</th>
<th scope="col" class="org-left">would work again?</th>
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<td class="org-left">19 - 19</td>
<td class="org-left">sde intern @ amazon pinpoint</td>
<td class="org-left">may 2023</td>
<td class="org-left">jul 2023</td>
<td class="org-left">$9180/month + ~$7k housing stipend for 12 weeks</td>
<td class="org-left">can't really say yet.</td>
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<td class="org-left">19 - 19</td>
<td class="org-left">student networking sde</td>
<td class="org-left">sep 2022</td>
<td class="org-left">may 2023 (coming back after summer '23)</td>
<td class="org-left">$18 / hour</td>
<td class="org-left">yes. money is not great and i am underpaid, but the job is incredibly self motivating and chill. i work on cool stuff with cool people :)</td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td class="org-left">18 - 18</td>
<td class="org-left">sde intern @ amazon pinpoint</td>
<td class="org-left">may 2022</td>
<td class="org-left">aug 2022</td>
<td class="org-left">$9180/month + ~$6k housing stipend for 12 weeks</td>
<td class="org-left">yes; i did</td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td class="org-left">17 - 18</td>
<td class="org-left">contractor developer @ maiden voyage</td>
<td class="org-left">apr 2021</td>
<td class="org-left">nov 2021</td>
<td class="org-left">$13 / hour</td>
<td class="org-left">eh, i was SEVERELY underpaid and thus bored, for the stuff i was doing in hindsight.</td>
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<div id="outline-container-org67a8603" class="outline-2">
<h2 id="org67a8603"><span class="section-number-2">4.</span> things i like&#x2026;</h2>
<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-4">
<ul class="org-ul">
<li>elixir, lisp, c, (some aspects of) javascript. i don't really know how to feel about java, but i've used it the most out of anything.</li>
<li>math - algebra of abstract or linear variety, number theory, analysis, discrete. you name it. shove it in my brain already.</li>
<li>functional paradigms.</li>
<li>emacs.</li>
<li>linux.</li>
<li>chess.</li>
<li>minecraft.</li>
<li>democratic nations that practice social ideals to better the lives of its citizens rather than capital owners.</li>
</ul>
</div>
</div>

<div id="outline-container-orgd50e850" class="outline-2">
<h2 id="orgd50e850"><span class="section-number-2">5.</span> things i'm not so much a fan of&#x2026;</h2>
<div class="outline-text-2" id="text-5">
<ul class="org-ul">
<li>c++ - when it's being cringe. which is unfortunately a lot of the fucking time.</li>
<li>"microshaft wangblows" - the phattest of sumos.</li>
<li>over-abstracted oop.</li>
<li>snap.</li>
<li>religion. but, like, only if it's mixed in with nationalism/conservatism. i have no qualms with religion or.
religious people in general, i just have some beef with mormons; mainly due to growing up very lds, in a small,
lds community.</li>
<li>cryptocurrency. actually, money in general lmao. not the biggest fan of markets i must say. though, i'm not smart
enough to find a good alternative in our fucked up world hehe.</li>
</ul>
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